Aye yie yie! These oversized horse-pills turn into Buck Rodgers type space-ships before my very eyes!
Time to start making more bon-fires. Break out them marshmallows! Hmm…I didn’t think my career would ever involve being a professional arsonist.
Man - don’t even ask me what this thing is. It’s all new to me too!
A wise man once said - move the frag outta the way!
The Hubble Telescope - staring straight at my ass.
This dude has 2 wieners! ;)~
Time to give him a bad case of fire-ball zits.
Again - your guess is as good as mine. All I know is that his ‘bullets’ are alive!
Now it’s my turn to be a FLAMBE!!! Note: Now I know why the spelling was sub-par in this game - lmao BACK TO THE REVIEW!
